From pencils that double as catapults to glue that actually encourages you to eat it these are school supplies you don't want!
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12. Party Pencil Bag
All writing utensils are welcomed in this party bag. Pencils and pens are invited and it shouldn’t stop there. Scissors, gluesticks and erasers might as well join. Who knows what goes on in here while it’s still in your backpack. It also comes with a free detention for whoever decides to buy it.
11. Gluten-Free Paint
We all know your kids are going to eat paint anyways. They might as well be gluten free right? This stuff isn’t just gluten free, it’s organic and should be encouraged for them to eat! Each color is made with something extremely healthy. For example, green is made with spinach, red is made with grape seed, orange is made with carrots. I suppose you could encourage your kids to eat this paint, then it might lead them to wanting to try the real thing. Best not to get this one.
10. Belt cover book holder
Some people don’t want to carry around huge backpacks to hold all their things. Well now you don’t have to! With the belt cover book holder, now you can just strap things around your waist and walk around. Everyone will think you’re the coolest kid in class. Make that sleek fashion stateent wearing one of these that all your friends will be jealous of.
9. Eraser Flash Drive
Tired of people always trying to snatch your flash drive? Erasers are much less sought after by potential thieves. With this disguise you’ll feel like a secret agent, when you bust out that eraser and open it with all your documents attached. You can also use it for art class as well when you need to erase something. Just don’t erase all your files by accident!
8. Chalkboard Lunch Bag
Keep your lunch safe and list a few reminders on this one of a kind chalkboard, lunch box hybrid. Write a motivating message to stay focused and always be ready to ace that next exam. Maybe you can even get away with writing a few answers on the next test on this lunch box.
7. Notebook Flask
Tired of your teachers telling you that drinking is bad and you shouldn’t do it especially during class? Well you’re in luck now! Just fill up this juice bag with your poison of choice and enjoy a decent buzz at least while you’re teacher talks about imaginary numbers and what not. It would even appear from a distance that she is reading her notes closely from a distance and not getting intoxicatd!
6. Cigarette pen
Even though it's not actually a cigarette, the teacher probably wouldn’t approve of this one. Each pen is extremely detailed and looks exactly like a cancer stick. Besides the fact that it promotes smoking, you don’t really want your kid getting the idea that smoking is ok. Just one of the worst school supplies ever.
5. Toilet Desk Organizer
This might be a little racy for kids going to school. With its adult humor, it makes funny for someone to use at the home office. The tape hold acts as a roll of toilet paper and he’s even able to hold, note pads and 3 pens! Do yourself a favor and get your kid a supply box instead though.
4. Murder Ink Notepad and Penholder
Here see people starting to quite creative again with the pens. These notepads give you the chance to take off a little steam from a long day, by stabbing the sticky note, making it bleed to death. We all know going to high school might be frustrating for your kids sometimes, but this set of pens and paper might encourage the students to get a little violent. Stabbing only the notepad won’t be enough!
3. Doll Baby Head Pen holder
There really isn’t a pencil holder creeper than this. When you reach over to grab a pen, this guy is looking you right in the eye! Seems like something they would use in a horror film or something right? I suppose you could make this yourself if you had a few decapitated dolls laying around. So at least it's easy to make.
2. Anime Pencil Sharpener
Possibly one of the most inappropriate pencil sharpeners out there. But with all the crazy teachers out there these days, maybe they’ll give the student who uses this more than just an A This one here shows an anime character in a compromising position to say the least. Unfortunately, she only takes the tip.. of the pencil.
1. Converse Pencil Case holder
Although Converse are a popular brand of shoe, they don’t always include pencil sharpeners! How outrageous! Finally people will no longer have to look in two places for these two things. It’s probably made so you can hide more than just pens in here