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Contouring 101

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Twitter: @SlaylerJ *pterodactyl screech*
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indecisivedorkfish (3 hours ago)
*whispers* fucking nOsTriLs
kellynrose (8 hours ago)
I'm not lying when I say I've watched this video at least 20 times and I still laugh at the whole thing
Loida Lim. (21 hours ago)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 come back, YouTube needs u girl!!!
Elizabeth Hoffstrom (1 day ago)
Giraffes are actually really peaceful. As are bulls but yay humans.
TheHuffliestPuff (1 day ago)
Best thing I have seen on YouTube to date
Mey and KaiDen (1 day ago)
Since its simply for the DICK!
Seanna Evans (1 day ago)
I love you
fake fake (1 day ago)
0:46 ... 1:54 ... I found you because that line was quoted as the punchline at the bottom of this cosplay post on Tumblr: http://zohbugg.tumblr.com/post/182139295843/art-by-ig-alysontabbitha-instagram-artwoonz Searching that phrase brought me to here: https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/9ygw85/if_the_men_find_out_we_can_shapeshift_theyre/ ... and a commenter there linked to here.
Tara Palanati (1 day ago)
i clicked this video to learn to contour, and even though i've learned nothing besides "men don't like nostrils" i had a great laugh and that's what's important!
scooby snacks (2 days ago)
I love this, here's my wallet
The Randomness (2 days ago)
You don’t need makeup
Project Jack (2 days ago)
You look the same at the end of the video as the start of the video...
Lexi Nelson (2 days ago)
Omg yessss I love this video so much its hilarious
Francisco Erausquin (2 days ago)
genius
Tofran Bohk (2 days ago)
WTF!? Where did the woman from the beginning go!? Now, all I see is a noseless set of eyes and a mouth with all of my money.
Backpacker Bludgeon (2 days ago)
My colleagues just showed me this and I'm weak. Anyway, where did your nostrils go?
Alexander DePinto (2 days ago)
i love you
Shannon Lee Moore (2 days ago)
Comedic genius!
Quasar Productions (2 days ago)
What a whiney b**ch!
TheHarvestorseed (2 days ago)
WhAT A FUCKING DISGUISE THIS IS
TheHarvestorseed (2 days ago)
god damn it i came here for actual makeup advice this is perfect
*IF MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT THEY’RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH*
TigerBite (3 days ago)
Please adopt me
Sooper Syko (3 days ago)
I've been trying to find this for ages. 😂
ms mercyplayz :3 (4 days ago)
Lmafo
pupppy love (5 days ago)
Men will be bewitched and hand over there wallets *me pauses and tests this out and finds out it works*
Trinity McGhee (5 days ago)
Anyway at all someone can type down everything she says??? I dont know how anyone can remember everything she says.
D Gallero (5 days ago)
Please marry me hahaha
Heather Aiken (5 days ago)
My sister just sent me this and I love you. Please be my friend. 😂
fryle416 (5 days ago)
I can’t believe it’s been well over a year since this was brought into my life. Still love it so much.
Kirsty xo (6 days ago)
...tiktoc
Kaitlyn Settle (6 days ago)
yes this is an audio on tiktok i love it
Max's Corner (6 days ago)
Came from tiktok and happy for it 😂😂😂
Anayeli Meza-Medrano (7 days ago)
I can watch this on repeat and be entertained for hours. I love her voice, and personality. Don’t tell the church.
thatone artist (7 days ago)
I'm gay I cant say anything.
A Marie (7 days ago)
May you grow into a most fabulous and honest unapologetically brilliant leader for women. You're brilliant. My daughter just shared your video. Thank you for your depth. Never be swayed into things that rob you of this energy. ...so fucking cool.
Pretend that you don't h ave nostrils men hate nostrols you need to look like a teridactal men love teredactals
The Daily Chloe Show (8 days ago)
XD you're the one that's famous on tik tok
Janet Sadeghi (8 days ago)
Pterydactyl 😂😂😂
Shamia Thomas (8 days ago)
Came from musically ?
Isabella DeLeon (8 days ago)
I’ve heard her on tiktok 😂 I finally found her
Bbg_Bella’s _Wolrd (8 days ago)
Who came here from TikTok
Luna Zwirlein (9 days ago)
I'm 100% crying from my laughter
Mary Beth O (9 days ago)
Someone actually said "snaggletooth"??? Holy shit, I didn't even notice. I seriously had to rewind 4 times to catch it. My daughter has crowded teeth & eruptions too and her dentist sent us to an orthodontist when she was 11. $6000 for teeth that need to come out to make room, braces and lifetime retainers. They want $1600 down and $180 a month 😑 She'll need braces again a few years later and a third time as an adult. We both decided NO! she doesn't want to go through the pain and I don't want to pay $6k. So, I showed her photos of Jewel and other famous people with gorgeous smiles like hers. I think your teeth are perfect! What's important is that they're in good repair. Wisdom teeth is another story, if they become impacted then you have to suck up the $ for surgery or else they could cause infection that will ruin your whole mouth. But anyway, please believe everyone here who says you're beautiful. I love your smile ❤ Of course you're gonna have haters because you're gorgeous AND intelligent, hilarious, quick witted and you're making money off of videos and have over 300k followers without having to buy fancy recording equipment & lighting. People are jealous because you are the total package and have potential to go really far on youtube.
Coijan Nyxie (9 days ago)
"I'm too poor for dental work." Bitch, same.
Wolff Aidenson (9 days ago)
DO these tips work for finding a husband as a gay man? i need a husband and i think your tips could help :3
Vivian (9 days ago)
Anyone here from TikTok?
Blonde Creature (9 days ago)
😂😂😂😂😂
Juliane Müller (9 days ago)
I’m dying here 😂😂😂
- DÊMØNÊTÎSÊD - (9 days ago)
*rich people don’t need to breath* Well, I needa breath heavily now...
Shonda Breier (9 days ago)
This is the best make up video I've ever seen!!!! You are hilarious!!!!
Katherine Miller (10 days ago)
Men love Pterodactyls *SCREEEE*
Eve Gandy (10 days ago)
"CALL ME RIHANNA!!!"
BrokenMemories (10 days ago)
TIKTOK LED ME HERE. I LITERALLY ONLY LOOKED UP 'Who needs AIR, when I have another man's MONEY'.
Sherlock Holmes (10 days ago)
I couldn't remember the title of this video, so I typed "blend that fucking neck" into the searchbar and this was the first result. Either my Google-fu is on point, or there's some A+ tagging going on here.
Elizabete Kārkle (10 days ago)
02:30 the moment
Brady Bruns (11 days ago)
I HAVE WATCHED AND REWATCHED THIS VIDEO SO MANY TIMES it’s too damn funny😂 (do you have any idea how popular this is on TikTok?)
J Vex (11 days ago)
Oddly satisfying.
MadWoots is Awesome (11 days ago)
"Rich people don't need to breathe who needs air when I have another man's money"
Elizabete Kārkle (10 days ago)
😂😂 02:30
Kai Suden (11 days ago)
Fucking nostrils xD
Betty Vega (11 days ago)
The funniest video I've seen! I am crying! Seriously love this video!
Brandon Hardesty (11 days ago)
My eyes are literally pissing tears... 😂😂😂😂 This is beyond brilliant... well done.
Amy L. (11 days ago)
Fuck I love this video.
Bruce Bellamy (11 days ago)
Epiphone dr 100
Depressed Squishmallow (12 days ago)
Holy cow this is where that one tik tok came from
bay berry (12 days ago)
I can't watch this at night, I'll wake up my whole neighborhood with my LAUGHTER
Higgs (12 days ago)
I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU CRUEL DECEIVER!
Abigail Dickson (13 days ago)
Hilarious! And I don't know why it's bothering me that you're only looking off camera, but it does.
CourtneyLeigh 03 (13 days ago)
She reminds me of Iliza Shlesinger 😂💕
ChrisHallett83 (14 days ago)
Dangerous, in all the right ways! You're fantastic!
ZanaDi17 (14 days ago)
My whole work place has been quoting this video at each other since we found you yesterday. We love you!
firebreathingreader (15 days ago)
Anyone here cause of paperbackdreams?? Just me? 😂
young blood (15 days ago)
This woman is my spirit animal
Sabaku-no-Ailu (15 days ago)
I think you look pretty as hell. Maybe it's the tap water? Maybe it's maybelline. Don't tell the church
Cynthia Brogan (15 days ago)
More. I need to fuel my soul for mid terms.
Jenna Kuhns (16 days ago)
Landing on this video as a first time viewer. I don't even know what I was looking for, but I was not disappointed. Somehow managed to hit the subscribe button through my tears of laughter. Keep being awesome, I can't wait to binge watch all your videos.
Lauren Sullivan (16 days ago)
Ok. I saw a couple of your vids, but this one got me. I'm all in.
Zoom (16 days ago)
"I bought this cause I saw some white woman use it on YouTube" I'm fucking dying 😂😂😂
Heaven Beavers (17 days ago)
How does your man react to you yelling? 😂😂😂😂
Konner Myers (17 days ago)
I'm telling the church
Haley Wilson (17 days ago)
My coworkers actually showed me this video lmao
SewardWriter (17 days ago)
This makes me want to learn to contour. My wife and I could use some souls and wallets.
Manda Brezicky (17 days ago)
We're stuck in the car at the moment and my 10 yr is doing her 13 yr old brother's make up. I hear he whispering lines from this video and ask her what she's doing. Miss Sass rolls her eyes and says, "I'm doing his contouring, OBVIOUSLY."
Timberlinn (17 days ago)
She sings Mulan in both videos 😂😂
Ili Z (17 days ago)
I.... I miss her
Melody Hall (17 days ago)
*Tik tok has entered the chat*
Sm00th Pursuit (18 days ago)
I didn’t think I had a chance at getting a wife until now
Akayla Flores (18 days ago)
"you want to look like a teradactyle men love teradactlys EEEAAAHHH"🤣🤣🤣😂
Lingx Cats (18 days ago)
SOMEONE HELP A PTERODACTYL HAS COME TO TAKE OUR SOULS
Kitty Cat (18 days ago)
I had to subscribe because I've been trying to find you since I heard this video on a tik tok edit
L'Mara Joyce (19 days ago)
Had to come back and watch this gem
Ayesha Starns (19 days ago)
Canon Allura
Avaleigh Taylor (19 days ago)
RiCH PeOplE dOnt NeeD TO bReATHe
Doorkicker505 (19 days ago)
Holy shit ! You are very funny
Megan O’ Brien (19 days ago)
2019 anyone??
Willie Brown (20 days ago)
OMFG she is 🔥 love her
Themajesticmoose (20 days ago)
This is giving me very strong Aphrodite child vibes.
Maryjane Kitiona (20 days ago)
Women are dangerous creatures
Rebecca Bush (20 days ago)
“Ready to take some fucking souls and ruin SOME GODDAMN LIVES!” is going on my tombstone
yael karp (21 days ago)
THEY’RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH

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